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Dear Applicant,
The Admissions Committee has carefully considered your application
and we regret to inform you that we will not be able to offer you
admission in the entering class of 2015, or a position on one of our
alternate lists. The applicant pool this year was particularly strong,
and by that I mean the Admissions Committee once again sent
candidates like you multiple enticing pamphlets encouraging you to
apply, knowing full well we had no intention of accepting you.
However, you will be pleased to know that you have contributed to
our declining admissions rate, which has helped our university appear
exclusive. This allows us to attract our real candidates: upper-class
kids and certified geniuses who will glean no new information from
our courses or faculty, whose parents can incentivize us with a new
swimming pool or lacrosse stadium.
As a reminder, we don’t aspire to be a socially exclusive learning
environment. In fact, we have chosen to actively pursue a more
diverse campus